jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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