:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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