this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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