Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
