Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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