Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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