Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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