im having a threesome with these popsicles
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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