that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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