he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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