Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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