i don't like sucking hair
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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