I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
