she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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