Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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