We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
