i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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