Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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