So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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