I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
