She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My feet surprised me
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