If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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