You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
