the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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