dude i'm inner monologue high
It's like God shit irony all over that family
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i came on her dog
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
