I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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