after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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