Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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