I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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