Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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