Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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