Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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