So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
