have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
