: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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