you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
false alarm, still single
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