Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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