white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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