Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have feelings that need drinking.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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