I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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