this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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