He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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