Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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