I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Randomize
