So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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