we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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