The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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