1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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