We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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