Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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